Zombies?

Sitting here watching The Walking Dead (repeats) and thinking - a dangerous pass-time - about what the hell people would actually do if the world was in this situation by tomorrow. 

 I know for a fact I would not last 10 seconds in a real zombie apocalypse, I'd suck and be one of them within 10 seconds of being out the door. I maybe underestimate myself in a lot of ways, I'm pretty good with a frying pan in the kitchen, maybe I'd be good with whacking some fevered, hungry head off the shoulders of a scary zombie dude with my trusty frying pan... But then again, maybe not, I'd probably more likely be hiding behind the likes of my sister who, just in case anyone's interested, has a chainsaw! 

 If a zombie apocalypse or any kind of apocalypse for that matter were to hit, it wouldn't wait until anyone was ready, but if mother nature or God or whatever force that decides when we're all fucked was considerate enough to wait until my daughter was at least 16 we could be bad ass team frying pan.... My daughter's 1... She could try her hand at a shot with a machine gun and I bet she'd kick ass at it, I'd hide behind her! Bad ass little 1 year old xD

 Still, though, if anything like what happens in The Walking Dead were to happen, in the next few years, I can imagine some people would have a ball and other people would be boarded up in their houses and be well prepared for something like that happening, being stocked up on everything like food and water from years of preparation brought on by paranoia. I can see myself doing this, only problem being I don't have a big enough fridge.....

Even just thinking about shit like this is giving me the shivers... I'll admit, the thought of this happening scares the shit out of me! Buuuuuuut zombies on the tv don't phase me in the slightest because, well, they're no real. If they were, I'd crap it and find someone who knows how to drive and make a break for it with my kid and my family safe and find somewhere safe and find someone like Daryl Dixon... He has a pretty crossbow.... And a pretty face...... *Orgasms*

Aaaaaaanyway, thoughts for the day = blogged. Bed = calling me!

Cheery-o